Disclaimer: If you are pregnant or thinking of having children, don't read any further!
My kids are draining me of my lifeforce. I may be experiencing post-vacation re-entry syndrome (we visited Boulder for six days and got back yesterday) but today was one of the hardest days of my two-kid life. I told hubcap (my husband) that my two kids basically took two industrial strength straws and stuck them in my head and sucked on them all day. I conjured up this disgusting image to convey its assault-like pain. It's real and it hurts like surgery, organ removal or just touching your organs and then sewing you back up again. I'm known for dramatizing everyday life perhaps even over-dramatizing but kids take you for everything you have or were saving up for a rainy day. Did I mention they suck you dry? Anyway, I think I need to up my meds or something either that or win the lottery and get a full time nanny. I'm done.
Oh by the way, happy birthday to me. 39 big fat ones! Jessica Simpson and I have the same birthday.
