Phlegm City

We're falling like flies here in Phlegm City.  First Dbonz sneezed four times in a row on Thursday and then big sis started hacking up luigis.  Mom held out for a few days, valiantly trying to drink a lot of lemon water, vitamins washed down with Diet Coke.  Now, she's got chills and they are multiplyin.  It's not electrifyin'.  It sucks.  One day alone with two sick kids was about as much as I could take.  They should make a special brand of tranquilizer for staying at home with kids.  Not full-strength but just enough to take the edge off.  Mommy's little helper.  They could sell it in the tampon aisle.  :-)